Archive for October 6th, 2008
Dear assholes that are hanging around downstairs….

Please turn off your shitty music.  It keeps waking up my baby.  And it is annoying the shit out of me.  Listening to hip-hop music which samples Phil Collins is like having my eyeballs gouged out with a toothpick.  And even this does not do the unpleasantness that my ears are currently experiencing any justice.

bye bye butternut

Some complete asshole stole the rest of our butternut squash from our garden.  There were about 10 really big butternuts that I had planned to harvest today.  We feed our family from our garden, so we don’t take the theft lightly.  So much for baby food for our little guy.  Asshole.  

We’ve decided that we’re not doing the community garden anymore.  It was great while it lasted, but this last event was really the straw that broke the camel’s back.  I had to work so hard even to make it to the garden all summer long.  I had to nurse my hefty baby while standing up in the hot sun.  I had to buckle and unbuckle the carseat and stroller straps so many times just to spend 10 minutes weeding.  And now some asshole comes along and steals from us.  I know that complaining about it isn’t going to fix the situation, but I will feel better just getting it out.  

God help the next moron that asks me for money on Church Street.