Posted some of these back in July; here’s more of the wacky and wonderful things that the H-bomb has said:

• “Why does that fish have EYELASHES?”
• H.: “Do we live on Earth?” / A.: “Yes.” / H.: “Is Earth in outer space?” / A.: “Well, yes.” / H.: “So *we* live in outer space!?”
• H.: “I want to be a daddy.” / A.: “What makes you want to be a daddy?” / H. (points at R.): “Him.”
• At Sweetwater’s: “Do you think they have a lost and found for butts?”
• H-bomb (holding bowl): “Here’s your dinner Mommy.” / A.: “Oh thanks Holden. What is it?” / H.: “CARRION!”
• Upon receiving his first 50¢ allowance: H.: “Yay! Can I put it in my hippo bank?” / A.: “Yes, of course. And you can save it up and when you have enough, you can buy yourself a treat–a snack or a toy.” / H.: “Can I donate it?”
• “The Magic Juice Box has a bubble that sucks the blood into their brains. And then we inspect it.”
• H-bomb: “FIRE FLAMES!” (point to the sky and make an explosion/burning noise)
• While referring to Diplodocus: “He’s a Dippy Dickless!”
• H.: “Mommy there are two Waurens in my class!” / A.: “Warrens?” / H.: “No! Wauren!” [Lauren]
• Upon inspecting one of his own poops: “It’s as big as a trumpet!”
• “The opposite of Hong Kong is dot-com.”
• While gently petting the rabbit: “We don’t have any predators in our house, sweetheart. Only dinosaurs.”
• Holden on swearing: “Mommy, you can’t say stupid. You can’t say crap. And you can’t say frickin’ bananas.”